I was like...."are your panties on
crooked?" and he assured me that he might be stupid but not THAT stupid.
After closer inspection, geeky panty
slave came to the realization that YES, he IS that stupid.
This one isn't very sharp. I told him
to put panties on his head, and he was too stupid to figure out
that his head belongs IN the panty. he
just sorta did some panty balancing act.